Honest Moose From the Tribe Of Hooey-Prickers

The latest research in the field of serious literary critics as well as scrupulous investigations by the appropriate agencies and organs are gradually bringing it to the light that the widely known facts from the protagonists adventures, taken for their face value, are all lies. He is a goody-goody boots, deep inside. Perhaps (in very rare cases) a tiny bit forgetful of tying his shoe strings, as yet.